MySpace has really made you dudes bold...

No lie.

Ever since the MySpace boom starting around, I'd say 2004, dudes have just been acting "hella" (shout out to my peeps from the Bay)out there.

I mean, wow, here came this free opportunity for you to instantly be connected to thousands of girls, some of whom you guys KNOW you would never have the balls to talk to in person. I mean, not to sound any kind of way, but you pretty much instinctively know what level you're on when it comes to the "attractive" factor. You naturally know what types of girls you can pull, and you naturally know which ones are a far reach. Then of course you understand which ones are way out of your league.

So why would you aim so high over the Internet? Shooting over a message talking about "What it do ma?" Boy, you know damn well you're not on that girl's level first of all. Secondly....over the Internet? Really dude?

*Sigh*

Then, over the past few months, I've really started to see the transfer of that MySpace confidence into actual, real, live and in color life. I mean, you know that something is all out of whack when a guy wearing an "off-white" tee, with grease stains & a drunk neckline, faded and way oversized Enyce jeans, and all white Air Force Ones, but you can see the spots where he used white shoe polish, tries to spit game at you...in BROAD DAYLIGHT.

But hey...I guess MySpace is the gift & the curse (big ups to Hov). It's a gift to the fellas who lack that natural debonair quality. I guess anyone feels like they can just bag the flyest chick in the room. Then it's a curse to us fly chicks, because now anyone feels like they can just bag the baddest chick in the room.




!THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

MySpace confidence will leave you looking like this guy. It's a horrible disease, and a cure must be found immediately.